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A cataclysm of open windows and locked chests.
(Listen to Soil, soil — some words must be written.)
Just wanted to advise everyone the President was upgraded to meet revised, more stringent standards as of 12:01PM EST.
The full changelog is up at Whitehouse.gov now, but here are the important points for the next four years: the re-adoption of pre-2000 best practices, greater adherence to the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and speeches which do not make you clutch your skull in pain.